Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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