just come out here and I will go home with you...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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