Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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