I looked at my own cervix.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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