listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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