i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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