So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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be right there i have to get my cape
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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