there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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