i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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