That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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