3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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