Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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