so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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