You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
no you cant smoke seaweed
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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