Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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