chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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