The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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