i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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