Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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