i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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