Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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