Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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