Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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