My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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