dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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