If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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