I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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