***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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