party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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