well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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