I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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