Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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