Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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