Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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