He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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