nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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