Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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