Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
accomplished twins. life is a go
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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