No awkward lesbian experiences without me
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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