you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
His nipple licking is glorious
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