My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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