i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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