I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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