if i can run in heels then i can drive
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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