i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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