he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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