when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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