i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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