it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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