Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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